In work and in life, systems can become curious and even antiquated. This is true whether you’re evaluating an accounts receivable loop or capital punishment.
Convicted killer Ronnie Lee Gardner was executed recently by firing squad. Gardner, 49, is only the third person in 33 years to die by firing squad, all in Utah.
Originally arrested for a 1984 murder, Gardner was sentenced to die for the shooting death of attorney Michael Burdell during a botched escape attempt from custody in 1985 at a Salt Lake City, Utah, courthouse.
Politics aside, execution protocol is a bizarre happening for many reasons:
1) The United States (the federal government and 35 of the states), Guatemala, most of the Caribbean and the majority of democracies in Asia (e.g. Japan and India) and Africa (e.g. Botswana and Zambia) retain it. Michigan became the first state to ban the death penalty back in 1946.
2) Utah, is one of three states that still allow death by firing squad.
3) Most organized religions refrain from endorsing or condemning capital punishment. This is especially odd when one considers “Thou shall not kill” is one of the Ten Commandments. The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints (also called Mormons) neither promotes nor opposes capital punishment.
4) The firing squad protocol contains more than a few quirky procedures. For example, one of the five riflemen in the firing squad shoots blanks so no one will know who fired the fatal shot. Presumably this makes it easier on the shooters’ consciences. A hood was placed over Gardner’s head and a paper target pinned to his chest.
5) The public seems to care little about the costs or conditions of long-term incarceration, but the media machine knows that capital punishment is more interesting to the general public, so there is lots of coverage on the actual execution.
5) Witnesses, including journalists, insist on attending these macabre events. Reporters relate surprisingly banal observations, especially for people who make their living with words. Cheryl Worsley, a Utah radio reporter witnessed the Ronnie Lee Gardner execution.
“It was over pretty quickly,” she said. “It was cleaner than I expected. It was fast. But he moved. He moved a little bit, and to some degree that bothers me.”
6) Finally, there is high interest in the prisoner’s last meal. Most states give the meal a day or two before execution, and use the euphemism “special meal”. Alcohol or tobacco is usually denied.
Texas limits last meals to food available within the prison system, though occasionally permitting food “from the free world.” In Florida, the food for the last meal must be purchased locally and the cost is limited to $40.
Lee’s last meal included steak, lobster, 7-Up, apple pie and vanilla ice cream, although I’m not clear on why anyone cares.
Wikipedia’s entry on “capital punishment” cites a movement toward “humane execution,” but these two words don’t seem to go together and the system of capital punishment seems to beg for an overhaul. Whether you’re a Republican, Democrat or Independent, you’ve got to admit that this is pretty weird stuff.




